If You Know What I Mean

[Elita]

I had taken this idea from the show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", but formated it to fit this forum...

For those of you who don't know, If you Know What I Mean is described as the following:

Three performers improvise a scene in which they make up as many innuendos related to the given topic as they can, ending each with the phrase "if you know what I mean."

Thus, everyone will post euphenisms (or invent some) during a given scene. Then after ten people post, the scene ends and the last person to post gives a new scene.

For example:

Scene: Supermarket employees on the night shift

Each one gives an introduction upon posting.

Person One - I'd like you to help me wax these bananas, if you know what I mean.

Person Two - I know what you mean. I've been busy squeezing the melons, if you know what I mean.

Person Three - That'll freeze your grapes, if you know what I'm talkng about.

Person Four - I gotta peel a cumber, if you catch my drift.

Person Five - Not really, sorry I was late. I was marking a few items down, if you know what I mean.

Person Six - Stocking the shelves, if you know what I mean.

Person Seven - That's gross product, if you know what I mean.

Person Eight - I noticed you've been dating the new checkout girl, changing her cash receipts if you know what I mean.

Person Nine - I've been looking for a bargain, if you know what I mean.

Person Ten - But I hear you've been coming up a little bit short, if you know what I mean.

Then Person Ten will post an new scene to 'act' out.

I will give the first scene to start...

Zoo employees cleaning up the monkey habitat